MY LIFE IS A COMEDY
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Bigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
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today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
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when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
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Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot guy and just
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